9gag:

Nibbler Cat

thedailywhat:

Oh Snap of the Day: After reviewing the official flowchart I can confirm that someone did indeed get told.

[zanypickle.]

Star Trek is awesome.

Sure, fine. Think i’m a weiner. go for it. i’m still going to masturbate to the thought of actually meeting an andorian or sharing a bottle of blood wine with ol’ worf. 

Know why? here’s why.

#10 - The theory behind warp drive is actually plausible. Yeah. that’s right, it’s a potentially viable method of finding us some aliens, without falling prey to that whole travelling-at-high-velocities-fucks-up-your-coexistence-with-the-rest-of-the-space/time-continuum thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_drive 

(for those of you who are unawares, it’s been proven that travelling at the velocities required to traverse interstellar space would disassociate you from the natural flow of time, meaning in the potential months it could take to travel to another star system, everyone you know would be dead http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_dilation)

#9 Star Trek is actually a POSITIVE outlook on the future of human society. That’s right mother fuckers, we finally figured shit out. Earth is Eutopia. Granted, we’ze still fighting wit dem alienz, but at least we finally cleaned up that BP oil spill.

#8 Aliens! Come on. Based on mathematics alone there pretty much HAS to be intelligent life out there, and ignoring that fact is lame.

#7 Chris Pine is my dream man

#6 Zachary Quinto would do, too

#5 In Star Trek, they know to leave well enough alone. Imagine if the US Government followed the Prime Directive. Just sayin’. 

#4 In Star Trek, they have this thing called the “Main Deflector” - it’s the thing that pushes interstellar dust & particulate away from the front of the ship when they travel at warp. Apparently, this thing can do just about anything if you redirect enough power to it. Kill Borg, rescue aliens, save you from being sucked into a singularity, etc. WHY DON’T WE HAVE THIS YET.

#3 Transporters. Oh hey, yeah, wow, you’re in Paris? yeah, Des Moines is fucking stupid, i’ll be there in a minute!

#2 Star Trek is an equal opportunity employer. Uhura was the first black woman on TV depicted in a role of equality. She also had the first interracial kiss on american television. They’ve had blacks, asians, (even Russians in the sixties) in roles of power all on the same ship. We’ve had black captains, questionably female captains (oh who am i kidding, i’m sure janeway has a beautiful cunt) - my only complaint thus far is we haven’t had a limp-wristed queeny captain who giggles every time he fires a torpedo.

#1 Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart is AWESOME. He’s been bald, hairy chested and able to speak in iambic pentameter since the day he was squeezed out. Captain Picard, i salute you.

um, is that the anarchy symbol on his school uni? mebbe they rounded up all the god-hating anarchist kids and injecting ‘em with a hot load of jesus?

ihatemyparents:

Someone will pay for this…in cookies.

Is that a pokepeen i see?

9gag:

Pokeballs

i dunno, it just fell out of her

schwenk:

I’m pretty sure Lady Gaga is already her own kind of porn star/sex doll.

(via BWE)

THOSE LIPS

fandomslut:

atomicblonde:

faeriequeen:

paintchipped:

duckydoo:

pearlish:

puckmehard:

pluralisms:

ngx:

0bladi-0blada:

pennysinthesun:

puckmehard:

i just want everyone to be aware that this exists.

rebloggin myself like yeah~

omg, princess whitelaw

Seriously, what is this

I don’t even

Lol irl!

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD. OMG. PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS. IM CRYING. ITS TOO GOOD. THIS IS LIKE HAVING MULTIPLE ORGASMS AND BY THE END YOURE CRINGING LIKE STOP TOO MUCH GOOD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

THIS IS TRUFAX.

INSERT MY FACE IN MIDDLE

thedailywhat:

Jesus is LOL.

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